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If Walt Disney awoke from the dead (or from cryogenics), what do you think he’d say about Disney today?
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My idea:
“I had my head frozen for THIS?!”
Just kidding, folks.
We can only hope.
But anyways, I’m sure Walt would at LEAST be impressed with Disneyland and Pixar. But would he hate Disney Channel and the sellout pop stars they’ve created? I can only hope.
Kung-Fu Panda wasn’t Disney, but that’s the answer I’m thinking.
Still, it’d be sad yet funny if he shot himself just looking at his name on a Jonas Brothers poster.
Aah, I apologize, oh mindful one. Please excuse my ignorance in confusing cryogenic with “cryonic preservation”. How insipid of me!
Just kidding, man. That was a joke on the legend, and I like your answer.
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Fire everyone, kill the Jonas Brothers, stab Miley Cyrus and shoot the Cheetah girls
He wouldnt say anything
He would just take one look at Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers and find the nearest gun and stick it in his mouth.
He’d probably be extremely pleased with the state of not only Disney animated movies, but animated movies and cartoons in general. Kung Fu Panda, Wall-e, Ratatouille, all amazing animated movies that did great, and won or definitely will win many awards. Children everywhere, as well as adults, enjoy watching animated movies to get away from real life every once in a while and realize a new world that they never knew before. Isn’t that everything he stood for?
So, long story short, he’d say, “Wow.”
You do not MEAN **cryogenics**, which is low temperature physics: “The branches of physics and engineering that involve the study of very low temperatures, how to produce them, and how materials behave at those temperatures”. By contrast, cryonics is “The emerging medical technology of cryopreserving humans and animals with the intention of future revival.” What you MEAN is “What if Disney awoke from cryonic preservation?”
It is an “urban legend” that Disney was cryonically preserved. Disney was cremanted.
As for what he would think of today’s Disney operations, he would probably be pleased that his empire had grown, but I think he would be displeased with the lack of imagination of his successors.
Asd I recal, Disney of old already at one time found themselves managing teen heartthrobs as the Mousketeers matured. It’s only business.