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When Jesus invades Earth, will he force us to research cryogenics, so he can stay fresh longer than 3 days?

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Captain Copasetic asked:


Absolutely right, pig, the Bible is not mocked. I don’t know how anyone could mock the Bible, since it has over a billion followers worldwide, who gather to worship the Bible every weekend.

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4 Responses to “When Jesus invades Earth, will he force us to research cryogenics, so he can stay fresh longer than 3 days?”

  1. bettyboop on June 16th, 2008 3:30 pm

    You REALLY need to QUIT MOCKING THE BIBLE.

  2. God's favorite Atheist Pig on June 18th, 2008 11:27 am

    YEAH, The BIBLE is NOT MOCKED… that’s their god , right?? The Bible?

  3. Candice Z on June 20th, 2008 12:51 pm

    You are misusing the word “cryogenics” when you mean “cryonics”, a common mistake. Cryogenics is a branch of physics, whereas cryonics is the preserving of humans at cryogenic temperatures for the purpose of future reanimation.

    Concerning your question, it is obviously rhetorical.

  4. Derek D on June 20th, 2008 9:29 pm

    Your a idiot

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